Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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