Will you blow on my dice?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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