I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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