is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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