Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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