Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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