I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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