The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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