I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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