dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
God, I missed his penis.
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