I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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