There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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