please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You don't make any sense
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