How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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