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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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