We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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