Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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