i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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