Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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