Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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