Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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