We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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