People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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