It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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