please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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