hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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