just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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