I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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