I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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