Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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