just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I deserve this hangover.
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i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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