What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
porn star boner night. come get it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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