So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize