I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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