My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
do herpes really smell.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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