he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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