i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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