I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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