It's Friday. Sex?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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