theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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