"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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