I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Green mimosas i think yes
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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