you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It was confusing and full of hummus
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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