A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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