that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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