so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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