i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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