How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
