wrigley field is MILF paradise
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.