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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...

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• (716): View more from New York

  whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay

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  Hey there's a sandwich in there too!

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself

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• (727): View more from Florida

  And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet

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• (315): View more from New York

  He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw

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• (626): View more from California

  Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  wtf why is there glitter all over my dog

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.

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