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(919): View more from North Carolina

Apparently you make a good broom.

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(636): View more from Missouri

she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"

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(858): View more from California

God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext

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(937): View more from Ohio

Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.

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(512): View more from Texas

Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.

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(641): View more from Iowa

So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?

(563): View more from Iowa

1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World

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(360): View more from Washington

THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.

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(631): View more from New York

I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow

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