when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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