i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Of course I have a pirate flag
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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