did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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