Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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