he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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