I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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